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The Road Not Taken, by Robert Frost

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That’s the first one that popped into my mind upon reading the question.

Then there’s this bad boy:

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How much shit could a dipshit dip if a dipshit could dip shit.

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Here I sit, same as ever. Took a dump, pulled the lever. The toilet clogged. The water flowed. Look out world, it’s a motherload!.

Why is it my favorite? I have no idea… Probably because I’m awful.

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Billy Connolly’s “Mary Rose”

Mary Rose
Sat on a pin
Mary rose

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There was a young lady from Venus, Whose body was shaped like a - DATA!

-Star Trek TNG & Picard

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