Some of the posts in this community are just crazy out of whack.

BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.

c/MoulderingThoughts

anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it’s shower time.

Yes, I, too, feel very real emotions like a desire to run water over my human skin. I definitely do not require microcontrollers to instruct me on when it is time to do so! Just like all completely normal humans. Of which I am one.

Not always, I’ll often forget to shower until I look in the mirror and realize my hair needs to be washed. Peak pandemic I’d sometimes go a few weeks without showering until I could smell myself. Just not something that’s on my mind most of the time.

We have a great macrocontroller, a brain.

Maybe not as reliable but definitely easier to program.

Except those times where it just stops writing to log files. Sometimes I’ll be in the shower zoned out and find myself on the last step of my routine without remembering completing any of the steps.

Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?

Nah, they didn’t say anything about implementing voice activation by the command “engage”.

forgot ro shower for a few days

My doctor called that depression.

nah, i just couldn’t remember because all days were so similar. i was like “did i shower yet or was that yesterday” almost went mad ngl

you guys have thoughts?

An excruciating number, yes

Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die

I don’t know how I’m going to recover from this burn…

I don’t know this one. It might be too advanced for my Duolingo…how about

Por favor, haces una lavarse pronto!

Mustache, or huge gaping mouth?

Lukewarm water helps prevent the skin from peeling or shrinking at the burn site

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