Can confirm: He stole my girl.
He stole me too.
The rest of the guy:
Little death mittens
You should always test her for toxoplasmosis before you marry.
You knowโฆI always thought that cat feets were universally adorable. Then I got my massive orange tabby who has the LONGEST toes I have ever seen on a cat. They are truly disgusting and I tell him so daily (but still kiss them all the time while choking back vomit) >.<
I donโt see feet, I see mittens