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Dads sometimes call their kids "lil' squirt" and that's because that's all it took.

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owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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ringwraithfish@startrek.website
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Before you were mommy’s angel you were daddy’s little squirt

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MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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Nothing more precious than reminding your lil’ squirt that you once raw dogged mommy and turned her into a boston cream doughnut.

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Agent641@lemmy.world
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Once?

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dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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And it was the best 30-seconds of my life… that I will also enjoy for the rest of my life; sometimes.

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