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Wouldn’t wanna be arrested for saying you need to go “blow up the bathroom.”

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Hey ooooh!

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Reading this on 9/11 hits different

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My poop schedule is so routine that even if I poop late in the night, I still need to poop in the morning when I wake up.

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Where are you going?

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Just landed in Toronto. Heading to Niagara. Plane landed early so we got time to kill.

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You mean, time to poop!

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You could even poop back and forth.

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Considering I flew today I made sure to drink/eat whatever irritating thing to make sure I was empty on the plane. Short flight but wasn’t worth the risk especially since one toilet was broken.

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Glyercerin suppositories are your friend. And welcome to Niagara from an ex-pat.

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