I’ll make a couple dozen copies of that really awful portrait of him, frame them, and hang them up in like elevators, bathrooms, transit stations, places where a lot of people gather, particularly in places where there’s poverty. The intention will be make people angry at the portrait and perceive it as being put up by a too patriotic monarchist causing resentment. I want British people to feel like they’re surrounded by crazy people. All I need is 5 thousand pounds to do it.

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I think you could pull it off without gaining that much weight

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It’ll mostly be muscle I imagine, these’ll probably be really big, really heavy portraits.

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That would be actually funny if they start arresting people for lese majeste because they displayed the portrait of king, but that would have to be official portrait (no worry he still looks horrible even idealised).

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This will create communism instantly

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my god, this is beautiful

look at what you can do when you turn the urge to bait away from hexbear users and towards british people at large, OP

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good

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