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What would the other option be though “No, I don’t believe in errors” ?

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If it were up to me, I’d say a catastrophic failure requires an “Oh Shit!” button.

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Back in the early 2000’s I had the windows error sound play Neo saying “Oh shit!” from the Matrix. After a while, it just got annoying though.

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you gave tourette’s to the poor computer

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Guess we’re in dire need of a “Well shit…” button.

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catastrophic failure? meh, it is what it is

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It looks like a C++ error where you forgot a ; at the line end

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It’s because it’s a windows product and users have accepted these errors.

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My favorite one is “There is an issue”

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