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Holy fuck disgusting you’re gonna eat all those pathogens in your hands and your friend’s hands and on the table

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Or destroys your next two days in the toilet.

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Why not both?

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Are you a recent transplantee? Cause holy fuck your immune system is abysmal.

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Either your tables are fucking disgusting and need to be cleaned or your immune system is trash.

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I lick my friends’ hands as a form of greeting

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I spit in my friends mouths as a form of greeting since we watched Dune together.

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“Yeah, we swap spit all the time”

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Just culling the weak

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Watch out. If you eat these too much you might get dicebetes.

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Roll for how many and what limbs will be amputated.

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Die-betes was right there… lol

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But you have to eat more than one to get it.

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Anything is edible if you believe in yourself.

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That scene from I Think You Should Leave with the door being forced the wrong way, but with OP crunching down on a D20.

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Even after zooming in on the image there don’t appear to be numbers on the dice? Maybe imprinted but my experience with hard candies doesn’t indicate they’d take that delicate of a shape very well.

EDIT: Found higher quality images, yeah the numbers are imprinted but super hard to read even in promotional photos where they’ve pretty obviously taken the best ones from a batch and put them clearest numbers up.

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Maybe make your own numbers with some sugar and food coloring?

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Probably still wouldn’t roll right, have to imagine candy is far more prone to settling it’s weight to the bottom than resin.

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As someone who lives in a hot climate, this sounds… sticky.

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