I mean, come on, man… (No Norn Iron, let alone republic of Ireland, ‘Irish’-Americans are too annoying)

T’was not until the early 19th century when yer dialects and identity were separated…

14 points

girthright

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Tell me this gammon has no bond to the average American, huh!

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3 points

This is how I envisioned Winston Churchill was reacting when Stalin and FDR were joking about executing Nazi officers

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Aye, but would he accept FDR’s people back into Britain? That is the question…

Nazi soldiers obv. , if he had the choice…

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But my ancestors were from East Germany

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You will like the English weather and food…

This will be your brumaire to the Saxon migration to England!

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11 points

I got Polish ancestry, so that will really sting 'em twice over.

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And that’s the beauty of it…

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Yeah I’m also swimming with Polish genes. I really don’t wanna have to learn all those words made of like 11 consonants in a row. I already know kurwa and bobr, which I believe are the only important words.

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New task:

pronounce the following

“tylko jedno w glow- -ie mam”… if done well, you will gain new Polish citizenship…

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11 points

Birthright trips

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10 points

Americans are absolutely forbidden from becoming Irish. Also don’t call Northern Ireland British

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Americans are absolutely forbidden from becoming Irish.

Also don’t call Northern Ireland British

I mean, I can do a whataboutism and say you contradicted yourself, since the first one implies that Ireland is part of that Britain

But I understand your concern… considering the annoying amount of Americans that call themselves Irish

Want me to just say British isles, and remove Norn Iron…?

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BTW, happy cake day… why is it early? Today is June 17th yet cake day is at 18th

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4 points

Uhhh yeah I don’t know what’s up with that

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