I’m fed on the 2025 cruise with my buddy, thanks to our scheming wives, and am curious if there is any advice or “pro-moves” we should know about.

Also, if you’d just like to share your experiences, that’d be cool, too.

Everybody’s suggesting upside down pineapples, but what you really want is a horgh’an.

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Why? You seeking some jamaharon?

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Yep, I ain’t no book reader.

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Bring condoms. Many, many condoms.

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bring recent STD tests too

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provided by the replicator, for free

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I came here to say exactly that.

It’s going to be insane.

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I suggest cross-posting this to c/startrek to get maximum eyeballs on it.

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Get to fucking.

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Something, something… Jamaharon…

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What’s the Prime Directive for upside down pineapples?

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Okay, I’ll be the noob to ask…. Upside down pineapple?

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Sign for swinging

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Thank you!

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Come on’n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don’t break the weather control network.

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