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I wonder if the people who wrote the law know that there are multiple versions of the 10 commandments.

They’re pretty similar, but the numbers don’t match up.

The commandment against killing is #6 for Jews and Protestants, but #5 for Catholics. Stealing is #8 for Jews and Protestants, but #7 for Catholics. Then there are some bigger differences.

For Jews #2 says “You shall have no other gods beside me. You shall not make for yourself a sculptured image, or any likeness of what is in the heavens above or on the earth below, or in the waters under the earth.” That’s effectively split into #1 and #2 for Protestants, with #1 being “no other gods” and #2 being “no graven images”. For Catholics, “no other gods” is #1, but they got rid of the bit about graven images, presumably so they can have old finger bones people can worship, or statues to Mary. So, for Catholics #2 says not to take the name of their god in vain. Catholics make up for that by having a commandment against coveting the milf next door and a second one about your neighbour’s stuff, whereas Jews and Protestants have just 1 commandment against coveting your neighbour’s stuff.

Also, the Jews didn’t seem to understand the assignment for #1, because it’s not actually a commandment, it’s backstory: “I am the Lord your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt, the house of bondage.” So, Jews really have 9 commandments and 1 informational message.

Also, fun loophole. All 3 versions say “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.” #9 for Jews and Protestants, #8 for Catholics. But, if someone isn’t your neighbour… Loophole!

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If you talk to many american christians, then the answer is whatever they personally learned or believe. You must believe the same as them and their arbitrary translation of the Bible. All other possibilities are blasphemous and a personal attack on them.

Source: my parents and my entire childhood in school and church

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None of those versions are the things the Bible actually calls the 10 Commandments, which are in this chapter of Exodus.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus 34&version=NIV

Although I’m not sure what the state of Louisiana has against yeast in a blood sacrifice.

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You know there’s more than one version of the Bible, right?

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Can you show the version that calls any other group of laws the ten commandments? Go for it. Chapter and verse, please.

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Although I’m not sure what the state of Louisiana has against yeast in a blood sacrifice.

I would think that’s more not sacrificing something containing yeast alongside blood, not yeasty blood. Since offerings also, you know, fed the priests it would make sense to keep the blood and bread separate.

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They needed #1 since they were never in Egypt to begin with. All archaeological evidence points to the Israelites being Cannannites that decided to kill their cousins, and claim they weren’t related. They attached themselves to Egypt because Egypt was more powerful back then than the Mittani and the Assyrians.

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Still doesn’t make it a “commandment”.

A commandment is an order like “You shall not murder.” It is an action that you could take, but are being ordered not to take. How would someone violate the Jewish 1st commandment?

If it were something like “I am the Lord Your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage, and you shall never suggest that that isn’t what happened”, then it would be a commandment. As it stands, it’s not a commandment, it’s just backstory.

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How about the ten commandments as shown in the English Bible print from 1631?

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So for Jews god is that guy who ruined the BDSM party?

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Episode 31 of the Data Over Dogma podcast covers some of the issues with the “10” commandment. If you haven’t checked them out you may be interested.

Edit: sorry I should have double checked the spelling, it’s fixed now!

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Data Over Dogma*

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68 points

Good. As they should.

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43 points

Translate the Commandments to Arabic and display them to see the world burn.

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You don’t even have to go that far. Just put them up in Spanish and half the state will lose their fucking minds.

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They’ll probably claim that violates the “easily readable font” part of there law that should be unconstitutional.

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I’m certain Louisiana classrooms could also use a few verses from The Satanic Bible, too. The Ten Non-Commandments? Maybe we throw it back to the Papyrus of Hunefer or the Epic of Gilgamesh, since Christianity is so derivative.

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It’s the 7 tenets, not ten non-commandments. And they’re really good and honestly better to have in the classroom.

Neither should be in classrooms except in relevant textbooks.

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Sorry. I was referencing an alternate set of “rules” created as part of a “10 ‘Non-Commandments’ Contest” or the list published by Bayer. I find them just as (if not far more) relevant as the Ten Commandments.

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Interesting read, thank you for that!

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Those tenents are completely secular. What would be the problem with having them in classrooms?

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It’s the tenets of a religious organization, so public schools should not endorse them specifically.

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10 points

Make them read Gilgamesh, I want to see them react to a prostitute making a dude more civilized

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This is presumably being done in collaboration with the supreme court to give them a test case to permit establishment of the Christian religion in schools.

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Well that would be pretty difficult, they’d have to pretend like the 1st Amendment doesn’t exist. Don’t forget that they’ve all had to take the oath of office requiring them to swear to uphold the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

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You’re kidding, right?

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Nope, completely serious.

Maybe it’s time you realized that what you’re saying is a conspiracy theory, literally. That is what the trumptards do, as they are addicted to turning everything they’re worried about into a conspiracy theory against them. But not everything is a conspiracy, most things are not.

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Poe’s Law, I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not.

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