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Someone escaped the Matrix(lemmy.world)

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yeather@lemmy.ca
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Don’t be fooled he’s only going to hack tractors.

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yonder@sh.itjust.works
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Back in my day John Deere let you FIX the tractors

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blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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Now days we play doom on them

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Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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if your tractor can’t run farming simulator, is it even a tractor?

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CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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He remembers the before-times!

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kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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Ukrainians led the first front at “liberating” the John Deeres, so they can be turned right around to haul tanks.

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deafboy@lemmy.world
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If you come from IT, you never really quit. A little parser bug here, a small race condition there, or a fucking baking oven refusing to bake until you tell it what time it is. No hope, no escape.

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GaiusBaltar@lemmy.world
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sircac@lemmy.world
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ikidd@lemmy.world
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I used to be a network engineer and I found farming bloody complicated. You might be very surprised at the breadth of knowledge it takes to successfully farm today.

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SinJab0n@mujico.org
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Kinda depends entirely on the scale we r talking about

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vext01@lemmy.sdf.org
29 points

I’ve had days where I’ve felt like doing that.

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Num10ck@lemmy.world
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hope its not farming karma or bitcoin.

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InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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Same.

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humdrumgentleman@lemmy.world
23 points

Farmin’ CRYPTO on YO MAMA’S dusty old COMPAQ! 🎤🫳

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Cowbee [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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We love that for him. Escape

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