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Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
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Telefoon dood, wat nou?

Notities

What’s wrong with tities?!

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jballs@sh.itjust.works
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Someone mentioned that Hitler Dood thing was actually Afrikaans, not Dutch. But yeah, poor Dutch and their notities…

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SteveXVII@pawb.social
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It would be the same in Dutch.

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ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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tities > notities

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CaptKoala@lemmy.ml
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Came here to say this

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Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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R E K E N M A C H I N E

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SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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Sounds like a southerner’s word for a calculator.

“Two times three? I reken that’s a five.”

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Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world
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My new speed metal band, but all the songs are actually about math. Our debut album will be Hippasus of Metapontum with the single being Mystic Discourse.

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YungOnions@sh.itjust.works
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L I V E I N C O N C E R T!!!

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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ITSSATURDAYNIGHT

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Nicoleism101@lemm.ee
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Proper name for the torture of mathematics condensed into a single program.

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perishthethought@lemm.ee
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Our Dutch lemming friends rn:

https://i.imgflip.com/8uldwf.jpg

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Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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more like :

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casmael@lemm.ee
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Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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image description : a dutch person standing in a flat field with two windmills in the background. he is holding a dutch flag and has on a tricorner hat and similar era clothing.

dutch text : wanneer je “Gekoloniseerd” Maar het is een nederlandse sub

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Mrb2@lemmy.world
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As a Dutch person, I can confirm

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SteveXVII@pawb.social
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I never considered the possibility of my language being funny before I saw the memes. Except for the dutch they speak in Flanders.

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pancakes@sh.itjust.works
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I wish the Dutch were real 😔

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