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why tf you lying rule(lemmy.cafe)

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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Wait until they find out that Billy is short for William

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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
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Billium

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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Also, Peggy is short for Margaret 🤯

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nieceandtows@programming.dev
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Wait, really?

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lessthanluigi@lemmy.world
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The best married couple, Henry and Margaret Hill.

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spujb@lemmy.cafeOP
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this one makes me violent

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VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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Ya that one has always bothered me. It makes zero sense. That’s like having Mark be short for Brennan.

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konalt@lemmy.world
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Chuck is short for Charles

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Harold_Penisman@lemmy.world
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I have actually met someone named Billiam

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QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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The lost element

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Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
10 points

Or Hank being short for Henry.

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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Also Buffy is short for Elizabeth

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massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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Elizabeth II, vampire slayer

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tb_@lemmy.worldB
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I can sorta see that. Beth, Bethy, Buffy

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laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I mean, what isn’t short for Elizabeth?

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spujb@lemmy.cafeOP
14 points

pass me a henrykerchief would you my lad

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Bleys@lemmy.world
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Sasha is short for Alexander (in Russian)

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Benaaasaaas@lemmy.world
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And Slava is short for every other name

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Th4tGuyII@fedia.io
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Imagine not knowing it’s short for Bobsworth

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Che Banana@beehaw.org
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I thought it was short for Bobingtonbobiggles?

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muzzle@lemm.ee
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Come on, now you are just pulling their leg. Everyone knows Bob’s short for Bobhew!

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DandomRude@lemmy.world
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You’re such a Dick, Richard.

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Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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I’m not a Dick, Jen, that guy Dickson is a Dick.

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spujb@lemmy.cafeOP
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SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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Jim is short for Jimothy.

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