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Akasazh

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Only works if the calculator is upside down

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I was born in Victorian Britain and have a very mirthful air about me.

So one day I was going about my merry business, being my jovial self.

When I’m walked a creature that saw what I was about, smiled at me and said ‘well aren’t you the gayest person I’ve met all day’.

I’m not sure how to feel tbh

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Mark Rutte has a very faible memory when it comes to uncomfortable facts

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The only thing he releases is fraudulent blabber and foul odor

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You’re not really seeing it, though, your seeing it’s distant past

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Well TIL.

Interesting addition is that, in Latin, the name for scabbard is the same as the female reproductive organ. So it could be taken to mean a vagina that makes one immune to bleeding.

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I don’t know what your dentist is on (he must be high on something) to agree to remove all your teeth at once.

I had all my wisdom teeth pulled and they did that two per side, as otherwise the sedative would relax the tounge muscle, which might cause you to choke. After that I got sent home with a big stack of painkillers (NSAIDS, no opiates).

I’d look for a different dentist tbh, but thats a bit late now.

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Lol funny that there’s a circumstances where polluting is an actual argument held over big oil

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Glad to live up to the expectation!

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