If you’re American and don’t have health insurance, you can often find amateurs who will give you an exam for a couple of drinks.

It’s always ethical to pirate when an intellectual property is owned by someone other than the creator.

Night soil

Steve Buscemi

“I’m a Republican. I didn’t support sucking cock until I gargled my first load of ladpoles…”

I knew a woman who thought pecan trees just naturally grew in a perfect grid pattern because that’s what she was told as a little girl and had no reason to believe it wasn’t just a cool fact of nature.

sensible chuckle

OP failed to mention the role Benadryl played in Bill Cosby’s social life.

Hasn’t russia been conscripting for a couple of years now?

Just like Tom Cruise’s middle tooth