I’m pretty sure his real life face is smaller than that

Me paying 10$ for a terrible Time Crisis port on the Motorola razor

Dad is on the sigma male grindset 😤

I assure you, planting illegal drugs in minority communities is absolutely necessary for world peace.

Men say “I only date rich women. I only date hot women” and everything is fine.

But when I talk like that, I’m a “lesbian”. Explain that feminists.

I will when they stop trying to systematically erase minorities and LGBT people

Math was created by Big Math to sell us more math

Bratty airport need Frankfurt correction 💢💢💢

Come on barbie let’s go barbie 😭

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎