Riffraff

Everyone should read the transcript, translation, and analysis in the top comment. It’s incredible!

L O N G T H Y

You guys, he’s NOT letting the bed bugs bite

It’s giving Iksar

“Does this bus go to Duluth?”

“No, it goes ‘beep beep’.”

My dream is to one day meet Jonah Hill so I can tell him, “I loved you in Grandma’s Boy!”

52 Card: Pickup

WARNING! 10,000 ohms

Another great one is, again paraphrasing, “If I wouldn’t go to hell if I didn’t know about Jesus, why would you tell me?”