Urethra Franklin

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I’m funny

STOP!

EVERYBODY CRAP YOUR PANTS!

(Or whatever the Cha Cha Slide said)

Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

Many, many self-proclaimed Christians in the United States have, at best, cursory Biblical knowledge. Insofar as reading, they may have opened the book in their lives. That does NOT equate to critical analysis, or even perfunctory understanding the contents in even a general sense.