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Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]

Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net
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kinda wish i wasn’t so often called an elf by people who find me attractive

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this is the good life. all goblin, all the time

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I loved it, because I didn’t have to do shit for an hour

had a teacher who’d put the same films on for us over & over. it was sweet as hell for a good while, until our resident tryhard turbonerd started screaming about how they wanna be learning things the teacher genuinely kept forgetting we’d seen the stuff already, so his reaction to this news was more shocked than angry.

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“so you’re a lady, huh?”

-“actually i routinely rip farts so loud it scares our cats”

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yeah i’m fresh outta fucks to give. it insisted on announcing its intent on a server that’s not just us commune folks. it made this everyone’s problem, so currently i’m blasting it in the open where it can’t squirm out of it.

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appreciate it i’m just glad i’m well medicated lmao

wishing you a wonderful day

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fuck that got me good. thanks, i really needed this

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suicide, toxic bs, drugs

so we got another person here like a week ago & it’s been acting like a fucking dickhead the entire time. doesn’t respect boundaries, emotionally manipulative, constant aggressive behaviour like throwing & breaking shit. last night it was suggesting it was gonna kill itself & like wtf is anybody gonna say to that?obviously this isn’t v compatible with this lifestyle. the kicker is tho, the idiot actually did od! didn’t succeed & is now acting like nothing happened. i’m literally so furious i circled around into this zen kinda mode. like jfc, this is how you go about your long awaited chance of actually living your life? i fucking swear, i’m gonna drag its sorry ass all the way to the nearest town if that’s what it takes.

i don’t think there exists an emoji potent enough to express how i feel.


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