Oh you mean the thing I’ve been warning about for 20yr finally happened? Neat. NOW can the “I don’t do nothing wrong so they can have my data” crowd wake the fuck up? Still no? Ok fuck me I guess…

No that’s “Stinky.”

Nah I have republican family, they didn’t see cheyney voting for kamala and say “oh wow I should do that too,” they said “that fucking turncoat, rot in hell!”

I mean, what would you think if you saw idk fucking AOC or Ilhan going “man I’m going trump over this gaza situation?” Bet you still wouldn’t have voted trump lol, it’s a “nice try” but it is also the dumbest most out of touch move tbh.

I voted, but NGL I’m gonna say I supremely doubt his ability to pull off an actual coup for longer than like, a week, maybe. What’s the over under on whether or not some Secret Service or CIA agent claps him within 24hr? I’ll take the bet so long as “he doesn’t even get that far” is a wash.

Nuremberg laws*

Full circle*

Not trying to be a dick just trying to help.

Sure, that might work, or give it to them up front (protip btw, you want GREAT service? Frontload that tip, your server will break the law for you if you do that lol).

And I was agreeing, thus starting the comment with “that is the way,” which I’m assuming you missed.

And sure, and I’m assuming you mean more than $7.25, but there’d be a lot of missed rent and power bills along the way until they catch up.

9/10 chance that goes to cover part of your bill and the waiter gets fucked, but if you could guarantee they pocket it that’d work.

Keyword if, if everyone voted third party they’d win too, the rub is “that isn’t going to happen.”

Furthermore, so everyone doesn’t tip, now that employer has to pay the guy a whole $43.50 for the day, the employer barely notices and the waiter chooses whether to pay his power bill or his water bill this month.

Don’t like the country you’re in? Just move! Homeless? Just quit being poor bro. Addicted to drugs? Just quit! Have ADHD? Just pay more attention in class (thanks mom, that never occurred to me. Heavy eyeroll.)