“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”

He’ll feel like home because he grew up 3 miles away

Also she is a dick

It will be the best audit, like you’ve never seen before. Probably the best audit in the world.

Nothing like an imminent comet extinction to soothe your nerves

He’s missing on some delicious buns though

When buying toilets, people should be able to test the flush in the shop

I’m sure at least some of them truly believed they were worth more than shit

Incidentally the best movie too

+1up