Mine commit war crimes

Yeah i typically don’t call anyone i love pussy i prefer “Titties” more especially with my kids.

This gives me ptsd from that one r/interestingasfuck post after it became nsfw if ykyk

No you sick Fuck if i drank my piss what would the dog drink ,he’s gonna get thirsty

Bro Why does your shit look like a pig with a mustache? still that hasn’t stopped me before from beating my meat to it

I Also got a test and it was positive According to my mom it apparently getting a positive result for HIV test is bad smh

Instructions were very clear and helpful i was actually able to peel my toddler with the same techniques

So does tom want to netflix and chill 😏

“Food” is a bit of a stretch don’t you think

Hey bro do snakes take shits and if they fo how tf do they?