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I was out fishing one day and couldn't understand why a boat I saw just kept getting bigger and bigger...

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Remember: The early bird gets the worm...

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People are always astounded to learn I have a police record...

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After having it stuck in my head for days, my wife finally shouted "for the love of God will you stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis?!?..."

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Why are jokes about elevators always so good?

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