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CatOnTheChainWax

CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today
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Seriously, how we make bridges now with giant CNC machines is so inefficient! And all these people saying we should print lots of blocks to put together are totally forgetting about Legos, we all just need to donate our old Legos to Baltimore and let kids from anywhere come volunteer to build it. Free bridge and free child labour! Everyone wins

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I’ve been banned from my neighborhood park for eating all the wild mushrooms and jumping on turtles, video games ruined my life:(

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I dove into a storm drain and got stuck, but fortunately some guy with a fishing pole came by, hooked his lure to my pants, and reeled me out :)

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I TOLD YALL THEM VIDEO GAMES WERE BAD FOR THEM KIDS, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING THE HEIST MISSIONS FOR 11 YEARS, OF COURSE THEY WERE GOING TO JACK A DEPOSITARY IN LOS SANTOS

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Ah yer late on that thar joke yee laddie, now off on that wagon wit yee and I’ll boop ye on yees head and make yee sleep, I know yee we’re trying to cross the border and walked right into that imperial ambush…

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I’m not savvy with the stock market; how will this fiasco affect the X’itter value?

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Another old rich white guy identifying as a gay black man online?.. curious…🤣💯… interesting…true… concerning…WE MUST RECLAIM RHODESIA’S INDEPENDENCE…uhh sorry that was the AI making a post on my account, now as I was saying about population collapse…

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“Frederich, Ve have ze time now! Ve can finally finish der uber secret project of creating ein cow zat makes udder BIER!!! Jajajaja”

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And of course there’s still a huge r/adultery reddit where people post advice all about how to have successful affairs or hook up with married people and congratulate each other, while using their identifiable main accounts. It’s really a wild hubris to try to get away with cheating while going online and posting about it in public forums or making a dating profile on a Cheater’s site. From someone that doesn’t understand that desire I found it gave me some perspective reading through lots of posts; why people cheat or want to, many people regretted it after acting out the fantasy or couldn’t go through with it, and from some that were “serial cheaters” that loved doing it and wanted to keep going. Worth browsing if anyone feels curious.

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