i cant believe some people think this is satire i mean come on its a real ministry with a clear message of love and salvation through jesus christ its not some kind of joke or parody its a genuine attempt to spread the word of god and bring people to christ

i mean look at the content like habus corner where it says wouldnt you rather have just one god who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that dont love you at all thats just so profound and insightful

and the maze training where you help lambuel get to the church on time while avoiding temptations thats just so practical and wise i mean who wouldnt want to avoid money and ice cream and slutty lips and a cozy bed

i mean what kind of person would create a fake ministry just to mock good christians and make fun of their faith

i dont even know what shes doing but i assume these men are justified

i help you stay grounded when speeds are high
though im not a bird i can still make you fly
im often found on the back not the front
what am i that gives your ride a cool stunt

this happened to me too

edit just the neck pain part friggin jetblue can you believe it i left my neck pillow at home and all they had were crumby inflatable ones i should have sued

Ferromanganese nodules are… packed with metals such as manganese and iron.

you dont say

sounds like youve made an enemy ive got at least one of those thats why i changed my name to not chad mctruth and put on a disguise and i think its working so far

edit oh no

before i clicked this notification i thought for sure your comment was in response to my homemade nutrients recipe i posted this morning

if the confusion is making you angry youre welcome to come get a hit in on my kid

is it infuriating because you have different tastes or does he link premium stuff you have to pay for