CharcoalRushmoore

I wonder if they added all that carpet to nullify the hum coming from the fluorescent lightning?

At the barbershop…I’ll take the Minecraft Hulk hogan.

Oh, so it’s basically just Gweneth Paltrows vagina.

Idgi. A 1200 calorie drink from Starbucks?

What did you say?

Cooking steak on the grill u’ll make it dryer than a fart.

I also blame my farts on the dog.