In bed, I listen to podcasts of people talking about shitty movies. It drowns out the “party” in my head.

Oof. 😮‍💨

Dayum! That’s even worse than my joke. 😅

True. So true. I got so many dumb ideas left in my idea files. 😁

Aw crap. Another smudge on the lens. 🙄

Are we talking about DⴲGMA? Love that movie. 😎

Wasn’t jesus black? (Sorry, never read the book)

Drowned from an overflowing toilet.

Head first

Man, I hope I used a whole bunch of toilet paper before my heart stops. 😆

For a shitload of lithium. 👨🏻‍🚀💵🤑