I thought I had a well-balanced world view until I read this post and the discussions in the comments section. Thank you for expanding my view.

How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

I want this funko pop

A rectal prolapse, a vaginal prolapse, and a blocked goat

Ugh now I have Crotch Ray stuck in my head

Good

I agree, but only to a point. They’ve included people in their Thanksgiving plans for years. This is just the latest gimmick of theirs. They’ve even appeared on a Gameshow. And they’re not really making money off of this either. The price for those rooms is just $16 harkening back to 2016, the year of their accidental encounter.

This is so sweet! I love how this tradition of theirs has continued all these years later.

Well… Is it? I mean water MAKES things wet. But it’s not wet itself.

My man here is calling for mass slaughter of the human race.