Come to Canada, we already have it! https://ground.news/article/olympics-for-regular-people-good-games-come-to-university-of-guelph

That cow is outstanding in its field

Kokuyo KB Business paper, I use it to print my own custom dot grids for disc binding.

Check out B Dylan Hollis on YouTube!

I have a Brother HL-L8360CDW and it checks several of your boxes. I’ve had it for a few years and it works great for office-type printing. I’ve never seriously tried printing photos on it, so I can’t speak to that, but I’m currently using it in a mixed Windows/Linux/Android environment over wifi. Even if that’s not the model for you, I think Brother is the right brand.

Heh heh. “Willy”

A realist

First thought: Is your PiHole’s static IP within the range of addresses your DHCP server hands out?

Pssst, “If we hit that bullseye, the rest…”

He seems happy