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This is perfect:

He has the body of an 18-year-old and the face of someone who had spent millions attempting to look like an 18-year-old.

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It’s some shade.

I mean he looks good but he also does look his biological age.

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Pretty much every bit of him looking better is just his skin looking healthier because he’s taking a fuckton of estrogen. Everything else is just nonsense.

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this fool taking 111 pills a day when i have one multivitamin in the morning check and mate

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6 points

Bet you look great!

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12 points

Live double the time and hate every minute of it…

Doesn’t really seem like a plus to me

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7 points

Imagine living without cookies because you’re this obsessed.

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Someone THIS obsessed with death must have issues. I feel bad for the guy. He’s desperately grasping at straws, and his goal is impossible.

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He looks like he’s trying way too hard. I wanna get him drunk and feed him cookies and when he’s passed out throw out his jet pack cock ring.

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4 points

Yup. “You’re rich, dude! Enjoy life! Spend your money in a way that makes you happy! Don’t be a cartoonish mad scientist!”

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11 points

This requires further explanation: How does a tiny jetpack measure nighttime erections?

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11 points

If it’s able to fly around all willy nilly, then he’s not erect!

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