DirkMcCallahan

So what do we do when smart TVs force us to connect to the Internet, and refuse to work until we do?

This is exhausting. We’re speeding towards a horrible, privacy-less future.

Now I want them to come out with a “Trump Against Humanity” expansion pack.

Yep. Don’t let them get away with pinning everything on Trump. The rest of the GOP is just as complicit.

Me, except for the parts about being focused, calm, and ready for anything that the world throws at me.

Their recommendations are always a bit shit anyway, so I’m not too bothered about this on a personal level.

Next up: “60 is the new 50!”

The Internet used to feel so vast and unpredictable. It was if there was always something genuinely new to discover, if you just stumbled onto it. Now it’s just “Oh shit, I have to sort through a bunch of crappy blogs and memes in the hopes of finding an interesting comment.”

My Cousin Vinny

The major software companies will decide your fate.

It’s been said many times before, but it’s worth repeating: Trump’s the symptom, not the cause.