What’s that with rice?
I got more in the chamber. Get ready for my reposting fury
Amazon, dawg. For sure
The key to being a good spotlight hog is to know you do it and drag the quieter players along with you.
“Hey grog, let’s go check out that huge rock that seems to be sitting on a big red button, maybe that will unlock the door”
Not enough "oh shit that was today?"s
Beagles are the absolute derpiest good boys/girls
Could be an alternate dark elf
Dungeon masters being masochists is in my opinion a Hallmark meme of RPGs
Thats why horny bards exist
