Especially_the_lies

Dammit, Mercury! Get back to being closest to the sun right now!

(Yes, I read the article. This is a joke)

You clearly haven’t dunked your nuggets in the Big Mac sauce.😋 /s

So we’re basinf our new religion around CGP Grey? I might actually be able to get behind that.

No, not like the poor-areas-of-inner-cities “hood.” She’s talking about the people in the big white pointy hoods.

If Boimler said it, Spock would probably go and ask one of his friends to have him try one of those “marsh melons” and would probably be corrected. It just seems like a very in-character thing for Ortegas to do!

Now we need a scene in SNW where Ortegas decides to play a joke on Spock by calling them marsh melons and giving everyone else (in picturing Chapel, Uhura, M’Benga, and Sam Kirk) a “shut up and make him believe it” look.

I’m in my early 40s, and I’m more of a leftist today than I was when I was 18.

“What’s with people liking the thing I don’t like?”

Seriously, people. Can we not gatekeep Star Trek? Does Enterprise have its problems? Absolutely, but so does literally every other Trek show. Every series has its own ups and downs, and while Enterprise might have issues, it has redeeming qualities, too. No one is going to make you like Enterprise, but don’t be critical of other people because they like it.

Translation: people have always been morons.

::pushes Crusher into the ocean::