Fucking never, the texture grosses me out

That was supposed to be the joke of the question, but I don’t think it landed lol. It’s just so absurd, on the one hand you’ve got Iron Mike, one of the best to ever do it, and the other you’ve got well Jake Paul.

Watched the trailer for civil war recently, and that has me interested without giving very much away

How they fell trees without fucking themselves up is pretty impressive too

My son is also named Borts

Username checks out

I do. Love a good jean jacket, it’s like pants for your arms. Wear it with jeans and you’ve got yourself a Canadian tuxedo!

My music at work by the tragically hip

Beau is a gem, his human bean video lifted me out of a bit of a dark age in my life and got me running again

Joker blowing up the hospital in the nurse outfit is pretty iconic