GARlactic

Penising someone is now my new favorite euphemism for sex.

Wait you guys are allowed to work remote full time?

Don’t take them to be fact across the board. When I worked in food service (chipotle), the nozzles got cleaned every night.

Why would Ferrari even let him buy it? Aren’t they super strict about what you do with them after you buy it?

Impossible challenge: try not to cast Tom Holland and Chris Pratt in a Sony movie.

This can’t be real. This has to be a troll. OP should be dead otherwise.

I know you’re joking, but I don’t think there’s even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.

Oh. Well, he said it so it must be true. Pack it in everybody, nothing to see here.

I wonder what his next last movie will be.

Why isn’t there an option for “the lack of a headphone jack is a complete deal breaker and I refuse to even consider a phone that doesn’t have one?”