Maybe someone told him to “seize the day” in Latin and he totally misunderstood.

That’s far better than where I was going with it :)

(The difference between Paris and Grimsby)

Please don’t confuse aro and ace, kissing in public is more romantic than sexual.

Depends where you are kissing the other person :)

Wouldn’t the booze take care of that, though?

I just need to remember that time I said that thing to that person.

That has me wallowing in anxiety for… oh a good long while.

That’s how it looks on my dashboard.

Might be a setting in “Display My Blog” (or whatever) but I kind of like it like that

You know I hear people say that.

But my great-grandfather didn’t know there was a combine-harvester behind him.

That ended up hurting him quite a lot.

That’s true. I was involved in the screenshot, and I am an edgy private school kid.

Except I am not edgy, nor did I go to a private school, nor am I a kid.

But I was involved in the screenshot :)

Also goes down well if you include it in the odd sermon or two.

So not that hot then :)