he saw that I was serious

“Oh fuck, you’re serious, just look at it!”

They tried to pretend Lemmy was just software and call “their platform” Haxbear, in some sad attempt to culture-roll Lemmy itself.

Not a really square plan when 90% of the user base are leftist socialist code-monkies.

They should rename Haxbear to “Rekt Center”.

Tai Chea

“Tai Chea!? Tai Chea!? Tai beans Chea, mro!”

meanwhile on an open mountain road on a Sunday afternoon

“Woooooo!!!”

Where you’re driving is as important as what. You’d love to drive a Civic Type R.

In a hospital? Maybe not.

They’re 100% right. I don’t expect Bethesda to make anything good.

Just make the exact same game… with better graphics and a new plot

It works for Capcom and Nintendo just fine. Nintendo even skips making a new plot.

“Fuck cars” is an easy statement to make in NYC.

“Fuck cars” isn’t a very serious statement to make in the middle of Oklahoma.

We all know why, which is why this is a joke sub. You can’t have zero cars. The world outside of Queens isn’t an endless sea of more buildings and bus stops, I’m sorry. Read a map.

Bro, look, there’s an open wifi network here now. Signal kinda sucks out here. Imma try it.

…it’s loading a login screen

they want my employee number

close it and never think about using it again

that’s satire, right?.. right, guys?

99% of people aren’t there, it’s a sunny afternoon on a mountain road.