GoldenDeLorean

I… don’t get it

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Tell us the tale, oh wise one (no seriously, please, no /s).

B-b-b-but “based on a true story”. You wouldn’t lie, wouldja son?

I’m trying to keep, the ground on my feet, It seems the world is falling down arooouund me

You gotta be out of your God damn mind if you think I’m gonna pay to watch some dork ride their bike around.

Too many hipster buzzwords, I’ll pass.

Kill all Jane Does!

It’s Spider-Man! With a gun!