Three tabs is such a mood

Real…

Several, actually.

I want you to guess how fucking angry I am.

Get an American to do something? My fat arse. Good luck with that, y’all–I tried it.

Indeed, a prophecy fulfilled–Maelstrom. An soon-to-be hypercane, and extinction event. It will eliminate most, if not all life on Earth, due to climate change inaction. Or, abortions. It depends on whether you’re a failed one or not.

My congratulations, America. Bask in your victory, oblivious to the true damnation you have caused. May humanity peacefully protest against the now-inevitable cataclysm you have brought upon yourselves.

Wretches.

Get Colorado out of there. They’re the last state with a level head.

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Nah, that sounds scary.

Yeah