HappySkullsplitter

When Germany goes right, they go right through Belgium

Wow, I didn’t think he’d be able to crack the single digits!

Where does he come up with this shit?

Seriously, that takes a seriously fucked up brain to seriously consider and then say out loud.

It just sounds weird

Still technically correct, but weird.

Reminds me of how foreign spies were caught during the cold war because they couldn’t pronounce certain words or formulate sentences with words in a customary order

In the US the word is most used in card playing, a higher ranking/winning card

But in this instance I think it means the alternate definition:

to devise deceitfully or dishonestly, as an accusation; fabricate

I avoid saying his name when possible.

I feel like he gets a nickel every time someone mentions him by name

I’ve only ever heard chemists say de-ionized, not un-ionized

Art of the fuck up

Boeing: Oh, you want a plane now? No problem. We thought you wanted one that actually flew

So no surgeries at all then?

RIP kids