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Homer_Simpson [they/them]

Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net
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Stay back I have powers, …POLITICAL POWERS!

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“I’m speaking” or any of her 25 other similar responses that have been approved by committee

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I’m hoping to push it back to 9/11

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Trump threatens another 9/11

Mainstream discourse about the merits of a presidential candidate eating a roadkill bear vs park ducks vs actual pets vs that dog RFK ate.

I’m from Springfield Ohio, and I say eat em all!

“I’m speaking” repeated one too many times.

Carefully researched alternatives to “I’m speaking”. “Are you ok?” would be killed tbh

“They’re eating cats & dogs folks, the Democrats they want to serve Air Bud up on a platter”

But one thing is for certain, I will turn it off and fall asleep before it is half way through

edit: I’ll be taking my awards now

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Slap Jesus Christ up on that thing and baby you’ve got an album cover

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