Wow, memory unlocked! I read all of these one year lol .

I forgot you could do that. I had a habit of making sure I subbed before commenting. Lol.

Then, later, on the john, it got its revenge.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

It both makes sense and doesn’t at the same time but eventually the punchline might ring a bell.

My cats would turn the tree into a carnival attraction, lol.

It sounds a lot deeper than not being able to spell a particular word. Spelling is the number one thing many college students have in common, so it is common to not be able to spell something. Main reason autocorrect and spell check is a thing in tech. I can see why you would be embarrassed due to the pressure of an audience.

Intelligence isn’t measured that way. Just tell them you were having a bad day and if they don’t give you another chance, they are not worth the trouble.

Not the rose she was hoping for, lol .

Probably not as it is not close enough to the known pronunciation. Some people have been accepted despite pronouncing their answers incorrectly and received backlash. It’s usually up to the host to determine.

I have seen that on TV at one point. Possibly ESPN2, idk.