My cat, a 3 year old tuxedo, does this strange yawn-meow when it’s time for dinner. It’s a combination of him meowing mixed with a full wide mouthed yawn. Its especially funny because he only does it once per night shortly before feeding and he typically has a chirpy meow anyway.

A friend of mine tells a funny story about how shortly after seatbelts became mandatory, he was jumping around in the front seat of his mom’s car while driving and she asked him several times to belt up.

Being a kid, he refused and finally she tapped the brakes. He does this hilarious impression of eating the dashboard and needles to say he started wearing the seatbelt from then on.

My favorite is when they send me and letter in the US mail for the sole purpose of telling me they decided to cover our medication the doctor prescribed. The language they use is infuriating.

As if we should call them back and praise them, be grateful for their service, and just ignore that I’m paying them.

What would be required for my wife to drink tap water.

I’ll never again see a shiny shell without hearing the crab song in my head from Moana.

I hope AI never loses this bit. It’s like it has a dark sense of humor, but we all just think it’s making mistakes.

Always try to give people the benefit of the doubt. You never know what someone else is going through.

The scene with the bear…

In all seriousness, you need to sell that book title idea.