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Next time try just one big bean

Hello ladies

https://youtu.be/cfHtqMOZcZc

I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.

“Yeah, makes sense. You know how hard it is to draw a perfect circle? How about you try it then, asshole? Didn’t think so. Now pay up!!”

• Canva sales team, probably

Yeah, that fucking rocked.

The worst is being corrected.

“Good morning, how are you?”

looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”

Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese

They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”