Moof

Well, first you’d have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many “save-file buttons,” and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight

How… how much clown porn did it process before making that video

Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain’s longest-running sci-fi series

repentant thieves

Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all

that reminds me, the cybertruck is out today

oh no

that is too small a thing to be cute

if somebody handed me one, i would spend the entire time trying not to harm it just from breathing wrong

in that he’s planning to take Courage the Cowardly Dog off of [HBO] Max next

“And what do you see in there, Doctor Kitty? 😆”

“I see a lab assistant that hasn’t loaded up any slides.”

"Oh, uh…”

“I swear, if I was polydactyl you’d be out of a job.”

heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit

That’s really neato.