Moof
Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
Lost m’balls to Sam 'n Max, m’self.
smacks toothless gums
why is it staring at me
“Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat.”
“Grand! Is it framed yet?”
“Is it WHAT.”
“Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!”
“The… I will be right back.”
an angry purple cat runs about in the background
light a match and find out
Pedro Pascal as the next Batman confirmed
or, possibly, Cool Bat confirmed to replace star of The Mandalorian
either way a Variety headline writer eats well for a week
That reminds me, I need to read this book
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36523935-can-i-pet-your-werewolf
“Professor! I have found a hobby! It’s killing humans!”
“Oh sweet god no, what have you done?!”
“Current status: continual failure of avatar self-preservation in World of Warcraft!”
Marx looks absolutely enchanted by the whimsical play style of Elmo of Finland