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Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]

Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net
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*teleports behind you*

Nothing personnel, kid

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:sputnik:

Beep… Beep… Beep… Beep…


Also:

:traingang:

I fooled you, I fooled you, I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got all pig iron.

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The Death of Stalin (2017), starring Steve Buscemi as :corn-man-khrush:, Michael Palin as :molotov:, Jeffrey Tambor as a sex pest (off-camera), and Jason Isaacs as Field Marshal Zhukov. Produced by the :LIB: behind Veep and In the Loop, so pretty ahistorical and full of praise for the corn lord.

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[Zhukov] A modern soldier’s greatest fear, it’s not death, it’s not starvation, it’s chafing!

[Khrushchev, interjecting] …And then he planted the flag in Hitler’s bunker or he knocked the bear out with one punch.

[Zhukov] …It was Goebbels’s bunker, not Hitler’s!

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At least he gets dragged in the replies. It’s oddly heartwarming to see that people are getting fed up with shitlib civility discourse.

No offense, @Civility

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:maybe-later-kiddo: Sorry, sweaty, the Senate Parliamentarian says we can’t legislate Federal-level reproductive rights!

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This has some real “say what you will about pedophiles, but at least they slow down while driving through school zones” vibes.

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In Shadow Hearts: Covenant, you pal around with a goddamned Romanov.

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