I have to say, if does my heart good to see just how dead this instance is.

I sold mine a while ago after moving, but when I lived in Portland I put almost 800 miles on it commuting to and from the max station. They are easily the coolest way to get yourself killed out there.

Honestly I’d say the books are better. I really enjoyed the show, but the books are really great

I just go with “thanks for paying your taxes”

Ah shit, you got me. That front stone wheel alone probably weighs as much as a modern sedan.

“Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.”

That is painfully untrue. Check out this video of an old Bel Air vs an 09 Malibu. Both cars get fucked up, but only one of those drivers has any chance of walking away from the accident, and it’s sure as fuck not the one in the classic.

I was in the Army for 6 years, yet whenever I try to think of the letter M my brain just short circuits to “Movember”.

I mean, I planted some sunflowers, does that count?