Probius

Still worth it to make it stop IMO.

Believe it or not, I already tried that.

I’ve tried all sorts of breathing stuff and hiccups just break through anyway. If I inhale as much as I possibly can or exhale as much as possible, that’s supposed to make it impossible, but my diaphragm’s sheer force of evil will outweighs that of reality itself.

The boss music… Is my music, right? I’m the boss about to beat the crap out of my hiccups, riiiight?

If it kills me, at least the hiccups stop.

So I’m smashing a disembodied clone of my toe with a hammer? Bizarre, but acceptable.

The “gift” of life is sort of like if someone decided to give you a “gift” of bedbugs.

The correct response in this scenario is to challenge another family member (that you think you can beat) to an arm wrestle. If they lose, they are therefore also weaker than the 12 year old and can no longer talk shit.

We need legislation against the unending encroachment upon our daily lives by advertisers.

Having racial diversity at all levels of performance doesn’t mean that you’ve made it fair, just that the unlucky late-start white racers got absolutely screwed and the lucky early-start black racers got an even bigger advantage. The whole event should just be declared unfair and breaking the analogy, economically struggling people of any race should receive equal support, while wealthy people of any race don’t need to be further propped up based on the color of their skin.